Candy Labeled “Where the Jizz Izz”
Not sure I want this candy.
my mom works with a woman named gisel, and apparently everyone calls her jizz. so we’ll all be eating dinner and mom will start talking about something weird jizz did and i always have to look straight down at my plate when she does.
i don’t know if my brother/sisterinlaw do the same, cause i don’t dare look at them, but i’m almost certain we all do basically the same thing.
Yep. Everyone looks at their respective plates.
Cute pictures of my dog make a crappy day somewhat better. (Taken with instagram)
Who’s got two thumbs and won the raffle at Mayday Underground? This girl.
That awkward moment when…
You realize you’ve spent the last (almost) ten years of your life trying to overcome the first twenty to become the person you are today.
Holy shit, I’m turning thirty in a few months.
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Hockey Hecklers of the Day: Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas must have known that in his return to D.C. for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Capitals fans wouldn’t let him forget his infamous refusal — for political reasons — to attend a White House celebration honoring the team’s Stanley Cup win. Naturally, Thomas was greeted by giant Obama heads and posters in every direction.
“What did Wayne Gretzky say? You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. This was too much of an opportunity to pass up,” said fan Mike Holden. “We had Timmy coming to town, and he wants this issue to go away, and we figured we’d put it right in his face.”
[cosbysweaters]
Awesome.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mp3zdqWP1qzpwi0o1_500.png "thedailywhat:
Hockey Hecklers of the Day: Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas must have known that in his return to D.C. for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Capitals fans wouldn’t let him forget his infamous refusal — for political reasons — to attend a White House celebration honoring the team’s Stanley Cup win. Naturally, Thomas was greeted by giant Obama heads and posters in every direction.
“What did Wayne Gretzky say? You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. This was too much of an opportunity to pass up,” said fan Mike Holden. “We had Timmy coming to town, and he wants this issue to go away, and we figured we’d put it right in his face.”
[cosbysweaters]
Awesome.")
Hockey Hecklers of the Day: Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas must have known that in his return to D.C. for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Capitals fans wouldn’t let him forget his infamous refusal — for political reasons — to attend a White House celebration honoring the team’s Stanley Cup win. Naturally, Thomas was greeted by giant Obama heads and posters in every direction.
“What did Wayne Gretzky say? You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. This was too much of an opportunity to pass up,” said fan Mike Holden. “We had Timmy coming to town, and he wants this issue to go away, and we figured we’d put it right in his face.”
Awesome.
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